Hey I'm Christian. Hufflepuff, 20, gay, theater nerd, concert lover, poor college student, spn fan, Ziam and Scömichè boy, and I reblog and ship everything. All the ships. Multifandom (*almost* EVERYTHING)
Zedd, Sebastian Stan, Zayn Malik, Chris Pratt, and Colton Haynes... Yes...
OH MY FCKUGW GOD IT IS 3AM AND IM IN YHE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM SOBBING, MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IM ABOUT TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST IM SO, ZAYN SAID MY NAME HE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!??? ILY @NIAZKILAM AND ILYM @THATDUDEMOON #IMHYPERVENTILATING #ILITERALLYCANTBREATHE #ICANDIEHAPPYNOW #ZAYNMALIK #VEGAS #BESTBROTHEREVER #IOWEYOUEVERYTHING
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine
This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it.
When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.